don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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