You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
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She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
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Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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