I wanna passion pit in your ass
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
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I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
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Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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