dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
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I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
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I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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