i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
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I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
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I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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