dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
i drank out of a bidet.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I currently don't understand fingers.
Randomize
