At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
and you fell through a lawn chair
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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