I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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