i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
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I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
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I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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