Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
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All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
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She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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