She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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