she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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