no, he came in my armpit
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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