I seem to have left my pride at pride
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
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sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
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Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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