my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
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You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
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I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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