So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
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she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
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Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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