i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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