There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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