is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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