Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
it was like eating out sand paper
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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