I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
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I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
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We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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