did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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