I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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