I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
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I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
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How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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