After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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