I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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