im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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