wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
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