when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
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Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
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You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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