Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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