i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
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I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
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nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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