I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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