She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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