South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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