From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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