They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
I look better un-naked...
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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