sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
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found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
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She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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