Where is the hickey?
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
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No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
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I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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