i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
Shame is for Republicans.
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