hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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