that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
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do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
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I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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