I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
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