i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
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So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
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Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
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