Small penises have feelings too.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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