Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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