is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
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we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
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He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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