She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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