I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
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