Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
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I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
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I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
His nipple licking is glorious
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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