fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
My liver just broke up with me...
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
i would punch a child for taco bell
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
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