I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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