I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
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