He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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