You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
We need to get me chipped asap
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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